He's got a 6 1/2 inch penis. You know what that means? He's the fuckin Johnny Depp of the Internet. And what better way to assert that kind of dominance, than to excavate the hottest turd mine this side of the prime meridian? U DA MAN.
He thought i was socially acceptable to penetrate at the height of REM. In Russia or France, yeah maybe. But for the rest of the evolved world, people tend to frown upon such acts of romance. Think something a little more traditional next time, Stewart.
Moesha gets the elasticity mollywhopped out of her, generating one regretful thrust after another. I have to say... the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. After the first minute her genitals start to look like something off a Burger King value menu.
Sharon 'beast of the east' Lee puts on a colon-crushing clinic, the likes of which have never been experienced by the western world. I'm talking the kind of titanium anus that should be used to armor Abrams Tanks. In other words: I just found my waifu.
Everybody has a breaking point. Apparently hers is not 6.2 inches of boner attached to a guy named Wilkins. Jam that much organic beef patty into an unwilling participant's esophageal region, and it's usually ADIOS BUTTSEXOS. Not today. [ part 2 here ]
I've never seen a 40-something so content with having her tootchute hammered into applesauce. Her sexual prowess has the strength of a Marvel villain, and all she cares about it reaching new depths. Kinda showing some similarities to THIS eFukt classic.
Lindsey Love. She's been gifted the rectal capacity of Ronda Rousey's fight record. Obvious perks: 1) Balls-deep penetration 2) A steady diet of Chinese food and cabbage will never slow you down 3) Drug muling becomes your Plan B. #2 is where it's at.
Looks like average joes aren't the only ones to run into resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-professional pornstars have occupational hazards of their own. I guess as long as human toilet paper isn't on the list, German girls are still my bae.