Technically he never makes contact with the mud blower, but his technique definitely left some passive bruising. Epic eyeroll @ the 3:53 mark. I call this the my uterus just took coloteral damage, but IDGAF cuz dudes are payin me in Walmart gift cards look
What weighs 245 pounds, has the lower body of a centaur, and secretly enjoys turning female genitalia into buttermilk mashed potatoes? This couples hired gun... and I bet he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectal sodomy HERE
Cute newbie graciously accepts all 6" of her costars clam candle right up the ole leather cheerio. Jolly good fun. But it's the organic merkin our fiesty friend has that really puts this dirty sanchez on the map. It's 1 bottle of L'Oréal away from full jerry curl.
Our leading lady of porn tries to coast her way through a swedish bike ride, but is having difficulty getting past the whole square peg-round hole thing. Even 4+ years of skin-on-skin experience failed to keep her spirits up. More Marsha HERE.
Legit question to those that don't have a Skeletor fetish. The heart is in the right place, but seriously, like Jerry Springer's Thought seriously, 1 wrong thrust into this bag of bones and her complimentary colonoscopy will be more than 2spooky, ya dig?
I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the green light to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 minute potty break? That's dedication my friends.
See what happens when you allow women access to cheap alcohol before dinner time? Rectal cavities are injured, LOLZ are made - all because two trash bags couldn't take the time to GPS their cornholes to a safer environment. Take notes ladies.
This video taught me 2 things: A.) there's no such thing as the wrong hole and B.) TINDER will no longer be necessary to grant access to the chocolate freeway in the years to come. Middle-aged women got us covered. Drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Guaranteed crowd pleaser right here. Not only do you see the human equivalent of snaking a shower drain, but to compound the fun you get to experience the end-result of lowering your vagina into a Dyson 3 days a week. Boner inducement on all fronts.