If stereotypes have taught me anything, (and they have... McDonald's at 2:00AM I'm looking in your direction) it's that all women with this country of origin have a predisposition for exploration of their fart fortress. I guess dude didn't do his research lol.
I guess she figured once the initial stages of clenching subsided, she'd be able to coast her way into her next Grand Slam Denny's breakfast without issue. This girl shared the same ideology. Late night Internet browsing can really mess with your head man.
Does she look familiar? This is the iron-willed Ruski that said "no" to colon bowlin 78 times in a row in eFukt's POTP compilation. Turns out she actually shot a follow-up scene. One with a lot less "no" and a lot more "OOOOOOUCHIES"!
Small Penis Compensation: It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegan lunch special get frustrated with their partner's lack of energy. So they get the protractor, find the right angle and ride or die, Vinny Diesel style. Take notes.
There's only 2 people that should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a second coat of paint. In other words: She was born to be an Efukt star.
Props to the guy laying pipe. Honestly haven't heard a rebellious teenager whine that ambiguously since the time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop box in protest to late fees on my rental of Waterworld. (director's cut) FULL SCENE
Dog barking, Megan Fox-level acting and a set of vaginal lips that came straight off the assembly line at a Gumby toy factory. If these aren't the top 3 reasons to plop down hard earned pesos on pornography, I don't know what is. MORE HERE
My first 'pay-to-play' was at 21, in an abandoned storage unit. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.
Dude gets the green light to go Sonic the Hedgehog on some prime poon after being PAID by her husband. A legitimate pussy slayer for hire. Another one of those courses that should be offered on college campuses alongside underwater basket weaving.