Quebec: Some go for the Tim Hortons. Others go just to stir up enough friction to earn their campfire badge. This guy does both. First he loads up on caffeine, then he hits that dirty squirrel like his free health care depends on it. A role model, if you will.
Smooth. Real smooth. His technique? Purchasing Monster Energy drinks in 12 packs, and intentionally causing internal devastation. As soon as he makes contact with the gravel pit, it's 1 thrust closer to her own personal episode of Dr. Phil - how bow dah?
Ok, maybe fit isn't the right word. That title has long been secured by THIS lumberjack. But there'll always be 2nd place for the whore that looked highly fashionable while getting her lungs bruised from the bottom. This place needs a little class sometimes.
Contrary to appearance, full blown corn pocket sodomy is this feisty little slut's favorite thing. Her crater takes everything thrown at it. To call her wife material would be an understatement. But all's well when you secure #1 DERP FACE ever (2:05).
If stereotypes have taught me anything, (and they have... McDonald's at 2:00AM I'm looking in your direction) it's that all women with this country of origin have a predisposition for exploration of their fart fortress. I guess dude didn't do his research lol.
I guess she figured once the initial stages of clenching subsided, she'd be able to coast her way into her next Grand Slam Denny's breakfast without issue. This girl shared the same ideology. Late night Internet browsing can really mess with your head man.
Does she look familiar? This is the iron-willed Ruski that said "no" to colon bowlin 78 times in a row in eFukt's POTP compilation. Turns out she actually shot a follow-up scene. One with a lot less "no" and a lot more "OOOOOOUCHIES"!
Small Penis Compensation: It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegan lunch special get frustrated with their partner's lack of energy. So they get the protractor, find the right angle and ride or die, Vinny Diesel style. Take notes.
There's only 2 people that should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a second coat of paint. In other words: She was born to be an Efukt star.