She's drunk, high and/or retarded... all of which explain why she's banging a guy in front of Hollister's day shift, and giggling her way to the next STD test. My question: Who's balls did she have to gargle to get those killer 'almost on the vag' tatts? I dig 'em
Wow, she's hot. So hot I'd probably give up my limited edition Sarah Jessica Parker equine mating statue just to get a whiff of her thong line after a 2 day camp out at Lollapalooza. Feel free to blush girl, that right there is the compliment of a LIFETIME.
She's having morality problems of the anal variety, and it's fucking up her lunch plans. Her defense? Her 19-year-old squish-mitten is still mint condition & being saved for marriage. Uh huh. I know where this is going. Don't visit a bathroom, wear your own.
Compliments may not be my strong point, but I gotta say... chick is HOT YO. I'd cheerfully chew Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of Steven Tyler's post-spin class asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Somebody get an ID on her and hook it up.
Strong lesbo overtones aside, this girl is a pretty outgoing piece of ass. Too bad she's got a 1-player limit on the reverse ring toss game. This video is a demonstration of what happens when you mix persistence with just the right amount of Facebook Likes.
Guaranteed to kill any size-queen fantasies you might have developed after an episode of Keeping Up With the Kuntashians. Just don't be fooled by that shit eating grin on her face: Your love of the female body dies here, and it dies now muchacho.