I've never seen a 40-something so content with having her tootchute hammered into applesauce. Her sexual prowess has the strength of a Marvel villain, and all she cares about it reaching new depths. Kinda showing some similarities to THIS eFukt classic.
Lindsey Love. She's been gifted the rectal capacity of Ronda Rousey's fight record. Obvious perks: 1) Balls-deep penetration 2) A steady diet of Chinese food and cabbage will never slow you down 3) Drug muling becomes your Plan B. #2 is where it's at.
Looks like average joes aren't the only ones to run into resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-professional pornstars have occupational hazards of their own. I guess as long as human toilet paper isn't on the list, German girls are still my bae.
Here I thought I had an extraordinary skill set after making it through an entire episode of Two Broke Girls without committing ritual suicide. It's diddly dick compared to this throat toaster. Exactly how many zoos does she have a lifetime ban from?
This backwoods Special Olympian has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Ronda Rousey after 48 seconds of ring time. But don't sweat it. The majority of her dialogue is limited to owch and juz wanna get er done. In other words: Poetry.
Ya know what. When gravity has already put in overtimes on your tits, and you're stuck looking like mental breakdown Britney Spears... propositioning a black man to bang your father's debt out of you might not be that bad of an idea after all. i respek dat.
If stereotypes have taught me anything, (and they have... McDonald's at 2:00AM I'm looking in your direction) it's that all women with this country of origin have a predisposition for exploration of their fart fortress. I guess dude didn't do his research lol.