Lubed? Un-lubed? Zero safe-words? How about all of the above. Not even the slightest amount of shame either. And when it comes time to hit the brakes on BUT I POOP FROM THERE: VOLUME 29, all these guys can do is L=O=L. Definite fap material.
Small Penis Compensation: It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegan lunch special get frustrated with their partner's lack of energy. So they get the protractor, find the right angle and ride or die, Vinny Diesel style. Take notes.
Awkwasi 'lazy dick' Mutombo demonstrates his ability to fill all 9.5 inches with blood and not lose consciousness. Too bad this parlor trick goes unrewarded, as his costar's mud socket has more barriers in place than a construction zone. #SODOMYDENIED
There's only 2 people that should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a second coat of paint. In other words: She was born to be an Efukt star.
Ever wonder to yourself: What would happen if I tried parking a Minicooper inside a woman's asshole? Just close your eyes, hit play on this bad boy and listen for your answer. I'm pretty damn certain the level of torment would be virtually identical.
Guy is thigh-deep in tainted meat and she barely changes facial expressions. I HATE monotone whores. I'd sooner coat my penis in Zoloft and ram her cornhole until she smiled like Rowan Atkinson on the cover of The Mr. Bean disocgraphy. LOOK IT UP
The idea of something explosively going INTO an anus at this place is laughable. srsly, unless you want your innie to be an outie, stay away from anything on the Macchiato menu. Pretty sure that's Italian for toilet sprayer. Oh, and this girl is a whore etc.
Rylie Richman says she never does anal. IMO, that's about as probable as Amy Schumer hosting the Indy 500 inside her vagina but okay. In this clip, she puts her internal organs to the test by fucking a black guy who's got a cock the size of an ewok.
Props to the guy laying pipe. Honestly haven't heard a rebellious teenager whine that ambiguously since the time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop box in protest to late fees on my rental of Waterworld. (director's cut) FULL SCENE