Hey, remember HER? It's Violet Foxy aka The Girl With the Teflon Asshole, aka your favorite amateur. Turns out she wasn't a one trick pony: More footage of her leather whistle being blown DOES exist, and it's right here. Kwanza comes early this year.
B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some greedy Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco Siffredi vs. Roxy Jezel scene.
Innocent face, but she's been gifted with the endurance of The Fast and Furious franchise. Obvious perks: 1) balls-deep cornholio slaughter with any man/animal 2) void of all constipation-related problems 3) perma-bubble butt. #2 is WHERE ITS AT.
Death, Amy Schumer being fat, and a malfunctioning asshole if you dare put it within a square mile of Pierre Woodman: These are the 3 guarantees in life, and this gal just Russian Roulette'd herself one step closer to a colostomy bag. More HERE.
She's desperate for fame, has the body of street walker and is not afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Woodman's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save those Euros and fly the U.S and A. kthx.
You see all these girls avoiding all sphincter association with anything longer than a Vienna Finger, and more metal than a carburetor. Understandable. Then there's this reckless bitch. Chowing down on 9 inches without a safe-word. #TRENDKILLER
Dude gets the invite to take the vein train to A-town on a snowbunny that has a smaller vagina than Dwayne Johnson. He deals with the opportunity the same way I dealt with 5PM traffic: Close your eyes, ram forward, and don't let the screaming stop you.
Fucking hell, this lady is an unfixable perma-gaper. In the medical world this is actually, and commonly, referred to as i don't need to buy tickets to see The Harlem Globetrotters, they just let me in syndrome. Good luck curing that shit...